late musings, spiral staircases, barbie bootcamp & pears
still laughing at “kitchen pinchers”
callan i laughed out loud, this was so great
AHHAHA not the woman asking for a small donation to confirm ur good fortune!
I slurp-gnaw-gurgled through this!!!!
Love seeing the world through your words 🩷🍒
this was melodically written I love it
Too many comments to comment. U r genius and absurd woman
I’m so obsessed I’m stopped in the driveway still in the car sat to read the whole thing
Favorite part—
“There is a part of my brain that will no longer be intelligent because I can call to memory the slurp-gnaw-gurgle triad Stanley produces when his leg is hock-deep in his own throat.”
…still laughing! 😂
still laughing at “kitchen pinchers”
callan i laughed out loud, this was so great
AHHAHA not the woman asking for a small donation to confirm ur good fortune!
I slurp-gnaw-gurgled through this!!!!
Love seeing the world through your words 🩷🍒
this was melodically written I love it
Too many comments to comment. U r genius and absurd woman
I’m so obsessed I’m stopped in the driveway still in the car sat to read the whole thing
Favorite part—
“There is a part of my brain that will no longer be intelligent because I can call to memory the slurp-gnaw-gurgle triad Stanley produces when his leg is hock-deep in his own throat.”
…still laughing! 😂